{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Commodore (commodore)'s status on Saturday, 24-Sep-11 12:17:46 UTC","author_name":"Commodore (commodore)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/commodore","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/541701","html":"As commander of the first royal brigade of spice racks and cheese, I hereby declare hats to be a hairstyle and considered part if your head."}