{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Monday, 11-May-20 20:00:31 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5471821","html":"My cashier got cheated on by a cashier with another cashier and he\u2019s telling me about it and all I can think is \u201cman how come everyone\u2019s getting laid but me right now\u201d"}