{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 21-Aug-20 08:53:47 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5474674","html":"The Simpsons\u2019 floating timeline got kind of egregious when Homer recalled fighting \u201cformer President Bush\u201d and \u201ccurrent President Bush\u201d, with Bart apparently being present for both events. You can write that off pretty easily as the two events having happened fairly recently (at the time). South Park\u2019s is downright goofy. The boys, still nine years old, seemed to recognize Mr. Garrison as their fourth grade teacher in the most recent season... yet they\u2019re all still in the fourth grade and Garrison has been the President of the United States for the last three years. Meaning they\u2019re either, canonically, in-universe, immortal, or we\u2019re supposed to believe they were in the fourth grade when they were five."}