{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 16-Jan-21 02:33:51 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5476066","html":"(The real reason for the made-up names is that it gives you an out for when the nerds in the audience are like \u201cnow hold on, the real FBI doesn\u2019t do that!\u201d There\u2019s your explanation. It\u2019s not the FBI, dummy, it\u2019s this totally different organization.)"}