{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Jul-21 04:32:00 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5477384","html":"i'm laying in a hotel bed in richmond watching cable television for the first time in years and i'm genuinely getting whiplash from some of the things they have on kid's television these days. just heard the phrase "i need to take a dump" on nickelodeon"}