{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 12-Feb-23 01:07:28 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5481305","html":"my grandfather is irish but we're not on speaking terms so i'm trying to figure out how i can go about catfishing him to get his birth certificate so that i can prove to the irish authorities that i am in fact supposed to be there and that i'm not crazy like my other grandfather who's an elected republican politician in texas who i'm also not on speaking terms with"}