{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 09-Mar-25 15:47:43 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5483704","html":"Stock market\u2019s down? Egg prices at an all-time high? Your wife is suddenly gone? Say buddy, is everything alright there, you grade A moron?"}