{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jun-26 20:25:55 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/5484617","html":"So for a few weeks now I've been dying my muttonchops and moustache blue. Today at work someone asked me, a big white guy with a blue beard, if I was trying to look like Papa Smurf, the famously small blue guy with a white beard. I had no response in the moment and continue to lack one aside from pointing out the direct opposition of every point of comparison."}