{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Monday, 26-Sep-11 03:37:47 UTC","author_name":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ral","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/550819","html":"AppleBloom was sitting in class doing math problems when Cheerille picked her to answer a question, "AppleBloom, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied AppleBloom, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said Cheerilee, "but I like the way you're thinking." AppleBloom says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said Cheerilee nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little AppleBloom, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking.""}