{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Edward Engelhardt (pizzicato)'s status on Monday, 26-Sep-11 21:59:12 UTC","author_name":"Edward Engelhardt (pizzicato)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pizzicato","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/553810","html":"Grab camera bag, keys, wallet, drive to gym. Get to gym, get keys out of car, grab camera bag, go inside. Realize you forgot the gym bag. Fake a conversation on the phone to make it sound like you unexpectedly have to go home and hope no one realizes you forgot your gym bag."}