{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Monday, 03-Oct-11 17:03:53 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/583381","html":"I just spent literally 40 minutes trying to explain to a guy how to connect an ethernet cable to his router.\n\nHe has children! This type of insertion is no more complex than the type you must have already performed at some point to concieve them!"}