{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"dezzie again (dezzierose)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 01:26:56 UTC","author_name":"dezzie again (dezzierose)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dezzierose","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/589794","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1742\" class=\"url\" title=\"Zach K.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">princezach121k<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'll explain. There is no American Football in Scotland. There is modified soccer, but no football. Without football, there are no field goals. so that news report is impossible. And dogs cant kick field goals. #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/overexplainingmyself\" rel=\"tag\">overexplainingmyself<\/a><\/span>"}