{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Barton Flank (pawnheart)'s status on Sunday, 09-Oct-11 13:05:02 UTC","author_name":"Barton Flank (pawnheart)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pawnheart","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/607952","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1399\" class=\"url\" title=\"Eat me, I ain't telling you.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">quetzalcoatl<\/span><\/a><\/span> Dear Princess Celestia, someponies may have a fetish that seems strange to you, but as long as they don't fix your breaks and cause you severe injury in order to get their jollies, it shouldn't be a problem. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle."}