{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Edward Engelhardt (pizzicato)'s status on Monday, 10-Oct-11 18:42:19 UTC","author_name":"Edward Engelhardt (pizzicato)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pizzicato","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/612762","html":"I don't like birthdays. I don't like loud noises, and people making a fuss. And I especially don't like people celebrating because they know a piece of private information about me. Plus the whole thing is a scam. Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards."}