{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Barton Flank (pawnheart)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 12:30:46 UTC","author_name":"Barton Flank (pawnheart)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pawnheart","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/640562","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2127\" class=\"url\" title=\"J. Nesbella\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">jinny<\/span><\/a><\/span> Then why is it happening to ME?! I mean, I've spent all morning tying small animals to the roof, so that their paws are literally millimetres away from the floor (It adds to the frustration and confusion of the experience)"}