{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gloosteak (gluestick)'s status on Friday, 21-Oct-11 20:06:30 UTC","author_name":"Gloosteak (gluestick)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/gluestick","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/653909","html":"If I had a hypothetical baby with my hypothetical wife\/girlfriend, I would totally deny being the father just so we could go on Maury."}