{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Thursday, 27-Oct-11 02:28:05 UTC","author_name":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ral","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/676421","html":"So Rene Descartes walks into a bar, bartender asks &quot;want a beer?&quot; Descartes replies &quot;I think not&quot; and ceases to exist.\n#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/philosophyjoke\" rel=\"tag\">philosophyjoke<\/a><\/span>"}