{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Shaun Stacey (neonflash)'s status on Friday, 28-Oct-11 11:42:54 UTC","author_name":"Shaun Stacey (neonflash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/neonflash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/682050","html":"I'd like to state I live a good day's drive away from where it says I am. I'm not capable of teleportation.....yet."}