{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Perry (perry)'s status on Friday, 28-Oct-11 13:13:39 UTC","author_name":"Perry (perry)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/perry","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/682213","html":"Hey there, I'm a pony. That means I solve problems. Not problems like, "What is friendship?" Because that would fall under the purview of ou conundrums of philosophy. No I solve practical problems. Like, "How am I gonna stop some big snoozing dragon from spreading smoke over the land?" The answer. Is an apple. Like this little golden delicious here, grown by me, bucked by me, and you best hope... Not comin' at you."}