{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 29-Oct-11 21:22:04 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/687295","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1975\" class=\"url\" title=\"James Chapman\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">cptscoot<\/span><\/a><\/span> Hello little girl.  If you're trying to get into my will, you'd better hurry up!  I could drop dead any second!"}