{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Brian Fialvert (fialvert)'s status on Monday, 31-Oct-11 15:29:43 UTC","author_name":"Brian Fialvert (fialvert)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/fialvert","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/693374","html":"A man was arrested for having a revolver made of gelatin.  That's what he gets for carrying a congealed weapon. ...I require moar puns. MOAR. But I don't have access to my file today, so..."}