{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Silver Spark (silverspark)'s status on Thursday, 03-Nov-11 02:57:43 UTC","author_name":"Silver Spark (silverspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/silverspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/702583","html":"Today I learned that Home Depot employees don't take too kindly to people proclaiming "I saw Jackie Chan do this once!" inside the building."}