{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Drew (drewdle)'s status on Thursday, 03-Nov-11 15:00:29 UTC","author_name":"Drew (drewdle)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drewdle","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/703604","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3444\" class=\"url\" title=\"Micheal McPony\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">theonepony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Although to be fair, I'm glad reality isn't programmed at all. Imagine waking up and the first thing you have to do is declare your variables."}