{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Sunday, 06-Nov-11 06:33:02 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/713546","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2559\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jeff\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pinhooves<\/span><\/a><\/span> (...must...resist...&quot;that's what she said&quot;...) D: I once fell asleep on my arm and woke to find it 100% numb and incapable of any movement. I actually woke my girlfriend and almost had her drive me to the hospital because of it."}