{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rob Connor (metal)'s status on Saturday, 12-Nov-11 02:08:10 UTC","author_name":"Rob Connor (metal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/metal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/731931","html":"Hey guys, wanna know the first thing I wanna do when I get a car? I wanna tie missile balloons to the back of my car and drive REALLY fast. Then when the police see I'll say "I THOUGHT THEY WERE REAL!!""}