{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Saturday, 12-Nov-11 02:19:36 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/731949","html":"The last time I got pulled over it was at 3am in a brand new Cadillac with the back end all full of bulletholes... turns out a state trooper's 9mm looks pretty damn huge when it's pointed at your face."}