{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Sunday, 13-Nov-11 03:05:45 UTC","author_name":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ral","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/734910","html":"I PETITION THAT EVERYONE CHANGE THEIR NAME TO John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"}