{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Shaun Stacey (neonflash)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Nov-11 10:22:20 UTC","author_name":"Shaun Stacey (neonflash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/neonflash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/742549","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1948\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cerulean Spark\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ceruleanspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> I don't know why they do this. I need a talking dog with an eating disorder, a pretty boy in a necker-chief, a tall lanky man with a goatee, a femme fatale and a short girl who says &quot;Jinkees&quot; and I'd solve it."}