{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Micheal McPony (gungbarcbal)'s status on Thursday, 17-Nov-11 10:07:32 UTC","author_name":"Micheal McPony (gungbarcbal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/gungbarcbal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/748300","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1948\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cerulean Spark\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ceruleanspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> But who will be your first guardian? Not me, I'd rather not end up turning into a giant dong version of you."}