{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Thursday, 17-Nov-11 23:02:19 UTC","author_name":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ral","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/749560","html":"I just found out what happens when you discover a staple with your thumb. BLOOD. BLOOD HAPPENS. GODDAMN OW."}