{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Sir E. Hooves III (eaglehooves)'s status on Saturday, 19-Nov-11 03:39:29 UTC","author_name":"Sir E. Hooves III (eaglehooves)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/eaglehooves","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/753351","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2559\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jeff\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pinhooves<\/span><\/a><\/span> I gave up on my scissors, they didn't have a good enough tip. I ended opening them with a pocket knife. My monitor now has a Rainbow Dash, my desk now has a Fluttershy, my Pinkie plush now has socks (not MLP ones, unfortunately), and my roommate now has another reason to question my sanity."}