{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Dumisani-Marquez (forbiddensecrets)'s status on Thursday, 05-May-11 07:22:54 UTC","author_name":"Dumisani-Marquez (forbiddensecrets)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/forbiddensecrets","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/75744","html":"Reading Charlotte's Web for a Lit class. It has taught me only two things - 1) Animals will die unless they make people money, no exceptions.  2) Little girls will only love animals until they find a cute boy. The animal can then die. No exceptions. This is tedious."}