{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Sunday, 20-Nov-11 23:19:27 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/758933","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> * beep * * beep * * beep * &quot;tape !&quot; * beep * &quot;bigger tape !&quot; * beep *  * beep *  * beep * &quot;scissors !&quot; * beep *  * beep * &quot;baby scissors !&quot; * beep *  * beep * &quot;latex glue !&quot;  * beep *  * beep *  * beep *  &quot;spongebath !&quot; &quot;we don't have any sponges :(&quot; * beep *  * beep *  * beep * &quot;hairspray !&quot;  * beep *  * beep *  *bweeeee~~~~~* ... ladies and gentlecolts... I present to you... a new the last gherkin... we rebuild him... for we have the techology... also I gave him a pompadour. Why ? Because I think pompadour's are awesome"}