{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jacob McKinnis (solidpony)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Nov-11 22:58:33 UTC","author_name":"Jacob McKinnis (solidpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/solidpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/768079","html":""I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me." So apparently they have guns in Equestria..."}