{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Nov-11 22:12:18 UTC","author_name":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ral","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/790627","html":"Dear RDN user reading this,\n14,000 people are having sex right now.\n25,000 people are kissing.\n50,000 people are hugging.\nAnd you... you're sitting alone on the Internet."}