{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 03-Dec-11 21:17:00 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/799360","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/5506\" class=\"url\" title=\"Kerrec\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">shadownightbolt<\/span><\/a><\/span> Do you have any a) flour b) rocks c) turnips or d) lint?  Because if so, sounds like you have A PARTY"}