{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Patch (patch)'s status on Monday, 05-Dec-11 14:04:02 UTC","author_name":"Patch (patch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/patch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/803867","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3360\" class=\"url\" title=\"Davey N Tartt\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pawnheart<\/span><\/a><\/span> Or, to paraphrase the great Dr. McNinja, a person trying to control their emotions is like a midget trying to control a grizzly bear."}