{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Hitler (and)'s status on Monday, 05-Dec-11 14:40:30 UTC","author_name":"Hitler (and)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/and","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/803962","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/5553\" class=\"url\" title=\"Patch\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">patch<\/span><\/a><\/span> That would have been great advice to hear yesterday before I cut it open with scissors and worked outside chopping up a fallen tree and some shrubs without gloves on. Now my finger is so stiff I can't fully bend it."}