{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Dec-11 12:31:59 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/810465","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1454\" class=\"url\" title=\"Amber Nicole Foster\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">silentponytagonist<\/span><\/a><\/span> How do you get to that age and not know even moderately complex words, though?  The mind boggles."}