{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jeff Stathers (dusty)'s status on Thursday, 08-Dec-11 01:16:32 UTC","author_name":"Jeff Stathers (dusty)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dusty","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/812046","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Caballus\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/nsfw\" rel=\"tag\">NSFW<\/a><\/span> just in case. This was about 10 years ago. I was going to the swimming pool, and I learned how to do a backflip on the diving board that day. I was going to try it for a 3rd time, but I didn't jump high enough, and landed on the edge of the board, cracking my head. Had to get 5 stitches for it. Oh Luna I'm feeling sick thinking about it."}