{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Hitler (and)'s status on Thursday, 08-Dec-11 04:34:49 UTC","author_name":"Hitler (and)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/and","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/812446","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2118\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jordan Cameron\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">tenmihara<\/span><\/a><\/span> That happens to me all the time, except it's usually inanimate objects like cars, polls, and trashcans. It's probably why I've been hit by a car on 3 different occasions."}