{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Patch (patch)'s status on Thursday, 08-Dec-11 09:31:28 UTC","author_name":"Patch (patch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/patch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/812853","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4460\" class=\"url\" title=\"Shoryu Erise\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">shori<\/span><\/a><\/span> Like, a jillion. Or maybe zero. It...it might be a negative number? Math is hard."}