{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Patch (patch)'s status on Thursday, 08-Dec-11 10:04:01 UTC","author_name":"Patch (patch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/patch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/812931","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2559\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jeff\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pinhooves<\/span><\/a><\/span> Nonsense, poopypants. Everyone loves dune buggies! Or, you know...um...hmm...well, I guess the calisthenic technique cain't work for everypony."}