{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Patch (patch)'s status on Friday, 09-Dec-11 15:07:42 UTC","author_name":"Patch (patch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/patch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/815610","html":"Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Gherkin and I will be here all weak. Tipping: bad for cows, good for waitresses."}