{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)'s status on Sunday, 08-May-11 14:26:01 UTC","author_name":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/flaxx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/81970","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/953\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jake\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">onixus<\/span><\/a><\/span> If Rainbow Dash lived on earth, we could hire her to give us a lift. But first, we will have to build a portal to Equestria. Shouldn't be harder than building a nether portal in Minecraft, right?"}