{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Michael (egnaroesroh)'s status on Monday, 12-Dec-11 10:34:57 UTC","author_name":"Michael (egnaroesroh)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/egnaroesroh","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/821895","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> She's both.  At the same time.  Perhaps it's better that she doesn't meet Santa then.  Encountering a parallel self is probably not the safest thing to do."}