{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Patch (patch)'s status on Monday, 12-Dec-11 11:08:42 UTC","author_name":"Patch (patch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/patch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/821970","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/796\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cloud Kicker\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">critialcloudkicker<\/span><\/a><\/span> @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3553\" class=\"url\" title=\"Michael\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">fallinwinter<\/span><\/a><\/span>. Don't put it directly in your eye, man. Dab a bit on your pinkie, then rub that just outside the corner of one eye. NOT IN THE EYE. Keeps you awake on sentry duty, that's for sure."}