{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Patch (patch)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Dec-11 12:36:04 UTC","author_name":"Patch (patch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/patch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/824899","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3591\" class=\"url\" title=\"Colin Thrasher\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">lightningcrash<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well, take solace here, friend. And beer, if you're of age. Also, I am by no means trying make light of your situation, but as one who is often in the grip of his own emotions the way a seal is in the grip in a killer whale's jaws, I offer this: <a href=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/giles\/dirfwads_062410\/2006-07-123p48.gif\" title=\"http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/giles\/dirfwads_062410\/2006-07-123p48.gif\" class=\"attachment\" id=\"attachment-41577\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/giles\/dirfwads_062410\/2006-07-123p48.gif<\/a>"}