{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Patch (patch)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 06:55:41 UTC","author_name":"Patch (patch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/patch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/827440","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2559\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jeff\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pinhooves<\/span><\/a><\/span> Doin' pretty good, though I have a puzzling pants problem. Why do my jeans keep shrinking? Is it the dryer? I've never had to air-dry jeans before, but the four latest pairs I've purchased have all manifested this weird behaviour."}