{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 07:02:19 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/827450","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/5553\" class=\"url\" title=\"Patch\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">patch<\/span><\/a><\/span> Maybe old ladies hate him. My grandma always makes me buy poison for the snails. I don't think he's a good gardener. I wouldn't give him shears, a saw, or an axe. Not to mention chainsaws."}